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Listen closely, Amigo…
This pack isn’t just three sauces — it’s three demons, three gates of hell forged by three different houses, all irradiated by the same botanical devil: Pepper X, created by Smokin’ Ed, the living alchemist of fire.
I gathered these monsters in one box because I’m not reasonable — and thankfully, neither are you.
1) Higher River Sauces – Pepper X Taco Sauce
Looks like a taco sauce… until you get close.
Then the ground cracks open.
A blast of Pepper X in the jaw, turning a regular Tuesday into a Mexican apocalypse.
It doesn’t warn you — it strikes, and you thank it later.
Technically the “mildest” of the three… but you’ll cry anyway.
2) Smokin’ Ed’s – Unique Garlique
Garlic rewritten by a mad scientist.
A deep, aromatic, almost mystical sauce where every clove feels bound by a pact with Pepper X.
Directly crafted by Smokin’ Ed — and you can taste it.
You bite, you cling to life, you survive — and then you crave more.
3) Hot Ones – The Last Dab THERMAGEDDON
Now this…
This is the final boss of Hot Ones Season 28, the ultimate sauce, the last step before the afterlife.
And to give you context: Winona Ryder, Channing Tatum, Woody Harrelson and A’ja Wilson actually faced it during Season 28.
All met the same fiery verdict: The Last Dab Thermageddon, Smokin’ Ed’s capsaicin judgment.
A forbidden blend: Pepper X, Apollo, Carolina Reaper, Scorpion.
A thermonuclear condiment.
A sauce even angels eat with fireproof gloves.
Why this pack?
Because I wanted something that speaks loudly.
That screams, even.
Three brands.
Three visions of chaos.
One DNA: Pepper X, the absolute symbol of ultimate heat.
This is the Ultimate The Pepper X Heat Edition.
A phenomenal find.
A pack for those unafraid to sweat with joy.
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