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Dr HotSauce saves your butt, Amigo.

Are you one of those chronic last-minute people? Or do you have absolutely no clue what your cousin, your sister, or your upstairs neighbour actually likes? Don’t panic, Amigo. Old Dr HotSauce is here to save you from the ultimate shame of an improvised gift. With my gift card, you offer fire, choice, and dignity — all while staying comfortably in your chair.

Choose the amount, place your order, and I’ll send the gift card within 24 hours by email (except on weekends — let’s not get crazy). But please use a real email address, or your gift will disappear into a dimensional black hole (or your spam folder… pretty much the same). Check your junk mail just in case — fire tends to scare filters.

And if you prefer the express version straight to your phone, I can also send the gift via WhatsApp. Just mention it in the order notes — and don’t forget the name of your Amigo!
Simple, fast, honourable. See, Amigo? Dr HotSauce is watching over you.